I have to tell you straight of the bat that there is an enormous, like a giraffe, flaw to thinking that vacationing coincides or somewhat runs parallel with inhabiting the town. Cultural shock triggers exotic memories after returning home, talking to locals feels rejuvenating and riding a metro yields a free entrance to a national museum - yeah right... only in the traveler's world.
If Columbia Pictures considers making the forth part of Men In Black sequence, it should name it Underground and seriously look into the specimens inside the Russian metro as main figures. It will save them a whole tun of mula otherwise wasted on costumes and time spent on searching grim and unhappy talents. Or a flash mob, where 95% of participants are dressed in black jackets and dark coats trying to imitate penguins.
I see your grand thinking in building the most spectacular underground interior in the world, Mr Stalin.
- in my town.